Probably the worst thing about her....
2 Comments Published by Oh Wayward One on 16 December 2006 at 12/16/2006 10:37:00 am.
...HER, of course.
She loves to leave the price tags on "presents". Honestly. Amazingly enough, I remember that for a fact, she only started it once I was old enough to be financially independant. So I guess, it was assumed that i could appreciate what was expensive or not? Or something? I have no clue. Whatever. She is notorious for leaving price tags on whatever she buys me. Obviously so I know how much it costs, duh.
UGH!!
I can absolutely, positively, unequivocally state that at least one gift I get from her every year, will come with a pricetag either
a) on it, plainly in sight, or
b) "half-way" attempted to be torn off. Of course the half that remains always shows at least the dollar-number on it. sometimes she "gets" the cents part torn off ok.
And of course I've mentioned it before. But there it is, every year. It's like "hey! look at how much I love you! this is how much of your SOUL you owe me!!!"
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?
the 2nd-worst thing would be how she demands to be acknowledged IMMEDIATELY for every piece of post that comes through my mail slot from her, regardless of how insignificant it is. But that's a whole other blog.
She loves to leave the price tags on "presents". Honestly. Amazingly enough, I remember that for a fact, she only started it once I was old enough to be financially independant. So I guess, it was assumed that i could appreciate what was expensive or not? Or something? I have no clue. Whatever. She is notorious for leaving price tags on whatever she buys me. Obviously so I know how much it costs, duh.
UGH!!
I can absolutely, positively, unequivocally state that at least one gift I get from her every year, will come with a pricetag either
a) on it, plainly in sight, or
b) "half-way" attempted to be torn off. Of course the half that remains always shows at least the dollar-number on it. sometimes she "gets" the cents part torn off ok.
And of course I've mentioned it before. But there it is, every year. It's like "hey! look at how much I love you! this is how much of your SOUL you owe me!!!"
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?
the 2nd-worst thing would be how she demands to be acknowledged IMMEDIATELY for every piece of post that comes through my mail slot from her, regardless of how insignificant it is. But that's a whole other blog.
ROFLMAO!!!
Oh good lord, Bill, she's a piece of work. Seriously. WTF?!?!??!?
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