My Year of Meaningful (2011)

-and I quote-

"...turn your commuication with mom into a drinking game. Everytime she lays on the guilt or slaps ya with a back-handed compliment...take a swig. Hell, she'll get the attention she wants and you'll be constantly drunk...win/win."

I just adore Brandon-isms.

Thanks, my boy. I'm gonna keep that one for the autobiography.